Thursday, July 30, 2009

3 A Day? The Missus Will Be Jealous...

So the first two didn't really count, I was trying to fix something. (that's what she said)

Anyways, this post is actually about fishing. Imagine that. You come to a blog that has fish in the title, and you think, "Hmmm... Does this guy ever ever fish?" Yes, my faithful 11. Yes I do.

I went out tonight with The Missus to Taylor Ferry in Wagoner. We were just going out to relax, and possibly fish with Marinas 2 boys. You remember them? From this post. Marina wasn't there, but her kids were with her new man friend. I prolly should give him a name. But I'll let him tell me what he wants to be. I don't just go around naming people. Unless it's idiot.

On the way out, we had what is becoming a routine "Did you grab (insert item here)?" This time, it was the corks I bought from Wal-Mart earlier. "No" came back the answer. It's my fault really, not even hers. I say, "It's cool, I have some in my tackle box maybe." So we get to the water, and guess what? I haven't brought my tackle box. Geez. I'm nothing if not unprepared. I have minnows and worms, but no hooks or corks. Classic. So I hop in the truck and head to the nearest store. I get the items I need, and some I don't, and head back. I get out of the truck, tell The Missus that I was practically robbed. "What was the total?", she asked. "7 dollars! Can you believe it?" "Ummm... These tags don't add up to 7 dollars, Travis. And you smell funny. What did you get to eat?"

Damn.

So we start fishin. The 8 year old and the 5 year old start treating corks like they are rooster tails. Castin out, reelin back in. Sigh. It was about this time that The Missus points out the sand bass jumping on the other side of the point. I'm gonna explain what that means. When sand bass start feeding, they herd all the bait fish up into shallow water, and then they just start tearing them up. Kinda what Pharoh had in mind with the Egyptians, only he forgot about Moses totally being tight with God. So when they start feeding, they go into a frenzy, much like Piranhas. When they do this, you can toss ANYTHING with a hook in the water, and you'll catch a fish. (I tried to find a picture of this, and I can't. That is a new mission of mine.)

So there they go. The 8 year old says, "You can drive around there."
"Where?"
"This road."
"Get in the freakin truck."

I drive around the point like I'm chasing the guy who stole my fishing poles that one time. (I might tell that one tomorrow.) I get to the point, and they've stopped. Lame. I fish for a couple more minutes, and I look over, and The Missus is neck deep in a school of them. I'll give the 8 year old credit. When I yelled to get in the truck, he didn't even hesitate. I'm pretty sure he even did a hood slide across my truck. I REVERSED down the same road I went down, did a backwards hockey slide, and got back to the other side without putting my truck in the lake.

My reward for this Duke Boys drivin? 1 fish. The Missus still had her first fish on her line, and she waited patiently for me to take it off. You know, that used to annoy the hell out of me, but I love it now. I caught one, took hers off, and the fish were gone. Laaaaaame.

I spent the rest of the evening on that side, and sure enough, the fish went back to the other side. They came back our way a couple more times, but I was running back and forth and always got there a little too late. I caught one more fish the entire evening.

It was the most fun I've had this week.

If you've never been sandbass fishing, or fishing at all, for that matter, go. Please. Take your kids. Take your wife, or your girlfriend. I got very lucky in life. The Missus is my fishin buddy. A lot of guys have other guy fishin buddies. I prefer my arrangement.

My fishin buddy will totally have sex with me after I take a shower. That's wicked cool. And totally not gay.

(I used totally a lot. Geez. I'm totally sorry.)