Thursday, July 16, 2009

Google is Sending People to My Blog!

So installed one of those tracking things on my blog. Yes, I am tracking you. If you are reading this post, you have been tracked. Sorry if that offends, but I had to know who was reading my blog and what was bringing them here. I just installed it yesterday, and I've already gotten some interesting feedback.

Apparently, when you search for the meaning of the word "impry", you get sent to my blog. I wanna give ol google a shout out for that. That's pretty cool, google. I appreciate the traffic! I guess I need to give a smaller shout out to the douche that sings the song. Also, I guess a lot of people want to know what that means. Let it never be said that I am not helpful. I can't give you a link for the word impry, because and urbandictionary both don't admit to it's existence. However, I will do my best to explain.

Impry: -verb 1. To get in between.

There ya go, all you google searchers who like shitty music. I hope this clears things up, and I also would like you to consider not filling your ear holes with this trash. May I suggest better sounds; i.e. dogs baying, nails on a chalkboard, horns honking, sirens wailing or even the music of a Mr. Marilyn Manson. All these things are better than what you're listening to now.

Oh yeah. The average length of time spent on my blog by one of these searchers? 0:00 seconds. Even more proof of their douchiness. Maybe now that I have a definition, they'll stick around.