Girl A Working Concession: "Water."
Girl B Working Concession: (holding up an Oat and HONEY granola bar) "These don't have sugar in them."
Me: "Darlin, honey is made from sugar."
Girl B: "Oh."
And in all seriousness, when I left the game, she was still lookin at the label on that granola bar. I'm givin smart ass props to Girl A. That was awesome. Girl B, you need to watch Bee Movie. I think it might be the only thing that would help you understand.