Thursday, August 6, 2009

Conversations With Kid Funk.

Another classic, and because I'm all out of blogging material. I'm rating this blog R, because it has some themes...and he's drunk. Enjoy!

Kid Funk: I'd give a kidney for some Head Country right now.
Me: Ha! What about the current value of a kidney on the black market? Cause I'll head your way.
Kid Funk: Ha! It's for a Banquet rib dinner. That imma put on bacon grease grilled wheat berry bread. And those pork rhynes...
Kid Funk: Rines...
Kid Funk: Skins...
Kid Funk: Chicharron...
Kid Funk: Less pacito
Me: Dude. You're gonna have your very own white trash bbq.
Kid Funk: I got a bean and cheese burrito bakin too.
Kid Funk: After you don't get laid, you might as well eat barbecue.
Kid Funk: I eat barbecue a lot...
Me: I like how it says in big letters BONELESS PORK RIB, and then underneath in tiny letters, shaped patty meal.
Kid Funk: Eh, I got an 87% chance of gettin some @ss tomorrow from a chick that doesn't recreationally stick needles in her, so that's cool.
Me: Cool. Really cool. I'm interested though, 87%?
Kid Funk: Yeah. She has an 8 year old, and a 5 year old, but she wants my fireman...
Me: That equals 87? Or 85?
Kid Funk: Well, that's a 100 for wanting my fireman, then subtract 8 because I'm like, "no sh*t he's 8." Then subtract another 5 for , (tear tear) "Mommy you should be with daddy."
Me: Ha! If it wasn't for the proficient use of the word "fireman" this would go on the blog!
Kid Funk: Replace it with "whatever you want to."
Kid Funk: Fireman, for all I care.
Kid Funk: She wants my fireman...
Me: Ha! I might, I'm all out of blogging material.

(10 minutes later...) Kid Funk: Laaaaame. I got a Banquet bone...

He should really have his own blog... But! He gave me material when I needed it most!

Until next time, folks.