Alright folks, I've gotten lazy.
"Isn't he fat? Isn't he pretty much always lazy? Isn't that WHY he's fat?"
Hey. Shut up and read, okay?
Here's the deal. I've decided I want to rent some space out here to some other bloggers. Rent's cheap, too. All you've gotta do is answer some questions. There aren't even any wrong answers. Even if there were, I wouldn't tell you, because that's cheating, and cheatin ain't cool.
In all seriousness, I've decided to let some people guest post on my blog. And by people, I mean ANYONE. I won't be picky. The questionnaire is simply for introduction purposes. I'm going to start doing it on Fridays. I'll pick one person a week, probably on a first come, first serve basis. I'll schedule it up, and let you know the week you'll be posting.
I won't have any predetermined topic at all. You may blog about whatever you want, for however long you want. As much as it pains me to say this, I won't edit you in any way. Whatever you type gets posted.* If you want some attention, this is your chance! I'm only gonna post about it this one time, and we'll see how it goes. Now, if no one wants to participate, I shall be very hurt emotionally, and I might never blog again.
I'm totally jerkin ya. Y'all can't keep this fatty down. That's real.
Here are the questions, and please, pretty please, can you just email me the got dang answers? I don't really wanna hear any complaints about that, people. I mean, it's for your intro. You don't want other people seeing your intro, do you?
If you don't feel like guest posting, hell, just put your answers down in the comment box. It might make for some interesting reading, because I damn sure didn't put any in this post.
Sorry about that.
[Terms and Conditions: Travis does not take responsibility for your post. Anything you post can be used against you when I throw you under the bus for either not being funny, or bashing your neighbor because you don't think he reads me. I do not want any guest posting privileges in return, however, I wouldn't mind an offer, because seriously, no one has asked me yet, and that's gay. Just sayin. If you have any questions, please email my sexy ass and let me know. I will do my best to get back to you within a completely reasonable 86 to 678 business days.]
*Within reason. I won't tolerate any Jesus or Duke bashin. Well, maybe Jesus Duke. Maybe. Woo. I'm totally gonna need to say my prayers this evening.
Now, without further blog ado; The Questions!
If you could punch one famous person in the face, dead or alive, who would you punch? Why?
You are stuck on a desert island with only a compass and your mother in law. Give me your most creative escape plan.
Go find the closest person to you, or call someone. Ask them to rank you on a scale of 1 to 10, how funny you are. Give us the relation, and their answer.
What is the worst deal you ever made for sex?
You can have one song stuck in your head the rest of your life. What is it?
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Do YOU Have What It Takes?
I'm a husband, father, son, brother, and friend. I teach English and Literature to the youth of today. I love Jesus and my mother, and I'll gladly introduce you to both. I love photography and writing. Duke basketball keeps me occupied for half the year, and hating Chapel Hill keeps me busy the other half. As you can tell from the title of my blog, I like stories. I'm a big guy with a big voice, trying desperately to be heard by someone before The Lord takes me home. Let's be best friends.