Today is "Would You Rather" day I guess, so I'm going to take a shot at it. Here goes.
Would you rather,
Be put in a box for one hour with a a million pieces of freshly chewed Juicy Fruit gum, chewed by a million different people,
Have to use the restroom on a web cam that broadcasts a live feed from all all angles for a year in which everyone you've ever met is forced to watch every time you go?
Things to consider: With the gum thing, SOMEONE is gonna have the swine flu. Probably a lot of other stuff too. Plus, there is the slobber factor. With the bathroom thing, your mother will be watching. Weird people who like that sort of thing will be watching.
On to the conversation...
Me: I've gotta come up with questions for a questionnaire for guest guest posting on my blog. It's kind of lame.
KF: I don't even know what that means. Doesn't bother me the slightest.
Me: Yep. Bothers me though, "Guy who wants me to DD for him." Let's show some damn sympathy here.
KF: Travis... I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry you are gay.
Me: Hey. I'm gonna have sex tonight with a chick. Are you?
KF: Naw. Don't mean I don't wannna. I bet you cut it short to blog though...
Me: Hell no. Unless blogging now instead of doing it counts.
KF: Yep, you could be doing it, but you are blogging. Blogging is something you do when you have nothing to do. If you have, in fact, IT to do, then you do have something to do.
Me: I'm not really blogging. I'm just making something for the blog. Plus, she's watching soaps. Hell, that's foreplay.
KF: That's even worse. That's like putting lipstick on your blog. She'll come back and tell you she's in love with your evil twin if you're not careful. Soaps killed my 4th cousin. Mmmmhmmm, that one that lived in Nacadocios. She done ran her car off a bridge so she could see if she had an evil twin, and she could come back and confront her, she didn't come back, Travis. Then I found out she was my aunt.
Me: Damn. Did you sleep with her before you found out? Shit could get complicated.
Me: Thank God for that.
There you have it, folks. Give me your WYR answers, iffen you haven't had a seizure after reading that conversation. Happy Hump Day! Get you some!
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Would You Rather, And A Bonus Conversation With Kid Funk.
I'm a husband, father, son, brother, and friend. I teach English and Literature to the youth of today. I love Jesus and my mother, and I'll gladly introduce you to both. I love photography and writing. Duke basketball keeps me occupied for half the year, and hating Chapel Hill keeps me busy the other half. As you can tell from the title of my blog, I like stories. I'm a big guy with a big voice, trying desperately to be heard by someone before The Lord takes me home. Let's be best friends.