Yeah, yeah, I know this post sucks. I'm trying to write that novel though, and this is the first post to officially suffer from it, unless you count anything I've ever posted. In which case, I wouldn't blame you, but those posts suffered because they came out of my head, not because I was writing a novel. Get it? Good.
Also, if you look around the sidebars and see a lot of missing stuff, and you think, "Geez, what is he, an idiot?" Yeah. You'd be correct. I decided I was gonna change the blog up a little bit, and somehow along the way, I funked everything up worse than I funk up a bathroom after nacho night.
I'm gonna fix it. I promise.
Anyway, let me know what you think the lie is by posting a comment saying so. I'll be back tomorrow with the answer, and hopefully a Would You Rather.
Only one of these is a lie! All the others are true, so you can learn something about me!
I have 3 brothers. All of them younger.
I have caught over 100 fish by myself in under 2 hours.
I have been dealt a royal flush as a poker hand.
I was the MVP on my high school basketball team my junior and senior years.
I proposed to The Missus by putting her ring in an empty Life Savers wrapper and asking her if she wanted one.
There you have it, people. Good luck guessing, and like I said, only one of them is an actual lie!
P.S. Feel free to go fill out those GD questions I asked a while back for guest posting, and get your lazy asses up and do something about my blog sucking. 2 people have done it so far, and one of em has frick frackin posted already. Show some initiative people. Don't make me call mothers.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Can You Pick The Lie?
I'm a husband, father, son, brother, and friend. I teach English and Literature to the youth of today. I love Jesus and my mother, and I'll gladly introduce you to both. I love photography and writing. Duke basketball keeps me occupied for half the year, and hating Chapel Hill keeps me busy the other half. As you can tell from the title of my blog, I like stories. I'm a big guy with a big voice, trying desperately to be heard by someone before The Lord takes me home. Let's be best friends.