Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving And Some News.

Hey everyone!

I just wanted to be the first to tell everyone Happy Thanksgiving!

I wasn't.

So, I don't know what number I am, but it looks like I'm currently in somewhere around last place.

So. I will be the first to say this!

Hey. Indians? We're real sorry about everything. That's our bad.

Maybe free cheese and Twilight making y'all look good will make up for it?



Yep, you heard right. I've known for a while now, but I've not been able to blog about it, because my sis in law respects the fact that my blogs are read by the entire WORLD and she didn't want a lot of people finding out. She released the gag order yesterday, and also found out what the baby will be! You ready???

It's going to be a GIRL!!!

I gotta be honest with you though, this changes my whole philosophy as an uncle. I feel so sorry for the poor bastard that comes to my brothers door 18 years from now with dating that girl on his mind. If he makes it out  the door with clean pants and no broken appendages, shit will be a miracle.


I'm guest posting today at Stir Fry Awesomeness! It's a repeat post, but many of you may not have read it. Shoot, it's already picked me up 3 new followers! Love you guys!

Go Here To Read!

Alright, I'll let you go.

Have a very happy Thanksgiving, and once again, I would just like to say that I am very thankful for each and every one of y'all!

Even Ed.

What I'm NOT thankful for?

The University of North Carolina, it's mens basketball program, the coach, and all the evil that they stand for.



  1. Over from Stir Fry - bloody funny post, cheers!

  2. are going to be that one uncle. The one that everybody loves the most. But, they can't say it out loud in mixed company. Cause they might hurt someone else's feelers. Cute!

    Happy Turkey Day dude!

    Basketball blows.

    I am thankful for your blog. Your google chats. Your relentless Ed bashing. Your vlogs. You rock! And I guess I am thankful for Ed too. If not, you all would be making me the butt of all the jokes! Teehee

    Mwah! Love!

  3. Congratulations there uncle Travis. Happy holidays to you and your family too.

  4. Congrats on your new Uncle Status!! And HAPPY Turkey Day!

  5. Over from Stirfry, that was a great post!! :)
    And love your shout out to the Indians. LOL. : )

  6. Congrats! You are going to an uncle like my younger brother...doesn't scare me, but scares the crap outta my older brother!

  7. Congrats on the fabulous news - girls are so much fun!! Also - LOVED your guest post!! I was seriously thinking that is something I would do...but I probably would have taken your gun and shot the bastard.

    Happy Thanksgiving!!

    ~Working Mommy

  8. Congrats on being an uncle! I've read the post over at Stir Fry before, but it's just as funny the second time!

    Happy Thanksgiving to you, too!

  9. Good job at stir fry. And congrats on being an uncle. You will be a cool uncle!

  10. How our little Travis has grown. I remember when you only had half a dozen followers. You were so cute back then.

    Congrats on the uncle thing. Girls are way fun for uncles to torment. I'm sure you'll enjoy it immensly.

  11. just popped over from stir fry...that was awesome! thanks for the chuckles.

    i hope you have a great thanksgiving!




  12. Congrats on becoming an uncle! You will be the crazy, cool uncle that she tells her friends about someday.

    Thanks again for the guest post! (Let me know if you ever want me to return the favor.) Glad you got some new followers out of it!

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  13. Happy Thanksgiving.

    Tried to leave a little for everyone else.

    I almost forgot.....Duke SUCKS.

    Go Heels!

  14. Congrats!! I'm over from Stir-Fry, one of your new followers :)

    GO Duke indeed!

  15. Wahoo! Congrats on being on Uncle!!

    Happy Thanksgiving to you, Travie!

    So when you eat your Thanksgiving dinner do you keep everything neat and orderly or do you mash it all together?

    Just curious. lol! That's going to be my Thanksgiving ? of the day..

  16. Does Duke have a basketball team? Who woulda known?

  17. What? You guest post on Stir Fry Awesomeness! I'm headed over there right now. I enjoyed out little FB message the other day.

    Thank goodness you finally decided 2 follow me. What took U so long anyway? Do U know what a blog and a follower look like?:D

  18. You are in NANO this year? Wicked awesome! Great post.

    LOL at the missus though. I truly thought she shot him...shot him the "F" word. Geez. Remind me NOT to bang at your door at 3 AM.

    Funny. Very funny.
    I likey. Thanks for making me wet my pants again. I think I have a problem and I need help.

    Got any spare diapers lying around your house?

  19. Oh yeah! Congrats on being an uncle too. Nieces are fun to dote on.

    My brain is on overload right now. So you will have to excuse me for a moment.

    I'll be back later.

  20. Happy Thanksgiving Travis and congrats on being an Uncle!

  21. That was a cool post, your wife kicks ass!

  22. Your niece will be lucky to have such a hillarious uncle in her life!

  23. Congrats, Uncle! I feel sorry for the young man too. Glad my boys are older and not near you. Aren't you in Texas? What's up with Duke?

  24. OK, TX...aren't they about the same? (Having used to live in Texas and "handled" OK insurance biz during all those hurricanes a few years back.)

  25. Happy Thanksgiving!! Congrats on becoming an Uncle!!

  26. WHOOT WHOOT! FAB news! So...let's see....that means she's due sometime around July? Depending on how long she made you wait?!?

    I have an August baby girl and TONS of super cute clothes I'm more than happy to pass along. Just holla! You know how to reach me!

    Happy Gobble Gobble Day to you. I'd tell you to screw the blood sugar stuff today but then you might be comatose tomorrow and that wouldn't be cool.


  27. that poor poor poor girl....i was talkin to my mom about how if it was a girl, it didn't stand a chance, and if it was a boy, it was gonna grow up an act just like yall, so it was screwed either way....=) congrats though!!!


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