I just wanted to be the first to tell everyone Happy Thanksgiving!
So, I don't know what number I am, but it looks like I'm currently in somewhere around last place.
So. I will be the first to say this!
Hey. Indians? We're real sorry about everything. That's our bad.
Maybe free cheese and Twilight making y'all look good will make up for it?
I'M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!!!!
Yep, you heard right. I've known for a while now, but I've not been able to blog about it, because my sis in law respects the fact that my blogs are read by the entire WORLD and she didn't want a lot of people finding out. She released the gag order yesterday, and also found out what the baby will be! You ready???
It's going to be a GIRL!!!
I gotta be honest with you though, this changes my whole philosophy as an uncle. I feel so sorry for the poor bastard that comes to my brothers door 18 years from now with dating that girl on his mind. If he makes it out the door with clean pants and no broken appendages, shit will be a miracle.
I'm guest posting today at Stir Fry Awesomeness! It's a repeat post, but many of you may not have read it. Shoot, it's already picked me up 3 new followers! Love you guys!
Go Here To Read!
Alright, I'll let you go.
Have a very happy Thanksgiving, and once again, I would just like to say that I am very thankful for each and every one of y'all!
What I'm NOT thankful for?
The University of North Carolina, it's mens basketball program, the coach, and all the evil that they stand for.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Happy Thanksgiving And Some News.
I'm a husband, father, son, brother, and friend. I teach English and Literature to the youth of today. I love Jesus and my mother, and I'll gladly introduce you to both. I love photography and writing. Duke basketball keeps me occupied for half the year, and hating Chapel Hill keeps me busy the other half. As you can tell from the title of my blog, I like stories. I'm a big guy with a big voice, trying desperately to be heard by someone before The Lord takes me home. Let's be best friends.