Friday, December 4, 2009

Blog Orgy: Next Gen Social Networking.

Well, we did it. 


We got our little Bloggers with BlackBerries group started, and it went off with a bang a couple days ago. Seems that Daffy, Brandee, Carol,Lee and myself all have relatively slow lives, and we can afford the luxury of bringing you this little gem of a thread. Depending on where you are coming from, you may have read this exact same thing 4 times already. Just skim to the bottom, throw a comment on there about how you never want this to happen again, and we'll call it good. 


If, at anytime during the reading you experience a slight dizziness or shortness of breath, please click here. Rest for a few moments, then come back to reading. Also, if you have a history of heart problems or wetting yourself by laughing too hard, please exit the blog here


There will probably be more of these in the future. You have been warned. 


If, after you read this, you decide you gotta have some of this sweet action, and you have a Berry, please email me or comment me and let me know. Shit gets real. I will personally walk you through joining us. It's a little tough to do, but as you can tell, so worth it!


Good luck!


Travis: Dude.
Travis: A Mormon?
Carol: Yep
Lee: Daffy.......lmao
Travis: Woo. I'll offend her in 13 seconds.
Daffy: Lee? That was for u sister
Brandee: Fuck off

Carol: Yep
Travis: Who's fucking off?
Brandee: And she doesn't read me, Michelle does
Daffy: Y'all r too much fun!
Daffy: Ain’t me :D
Carol: Ah. My bad too many msgs
 
Daffy: No panties to wad today I forgot 'em
Carol: :(
Lee: Natural food eater earth friendly cloth diaper wearing person
Carol: Lol
Brandee: Commando

Brandee: Sweet
Daffy: Til ya wet fart
Travis: HA!
Carol: Lmao
Travis: Oh that's nasty...
Lee: Tmi
Daffy: Love!
Travis: Ladies don't fart!
Lee: We pass the gas
Daffy: Of course not;;)
Carol: Ward would disagree
Carol: Toot
Brandee: Who you callin' lady?
Travis: Dang. I'm in here with a bunch of wild women.
Lee: I want to live with the cleavers
Travis: My poor mind.
 
Brandee: Me 2
Lee: Ward cracks me up
Carol: He has been itchy lately
Carol: Old man blahs
Lee: Let's do a video...bloggers gone wild
Carol: I'm in
Lee: He's 50?
Brandee: Um....who would think this shit is funny but us?
Carol: Almost
Travis: Dang. Iffen there will be boobs, I'm in for production rights.
Carol: Boobs of course

Travis: I <3  boobs
Lee: Travis he can promote us
Travis: Damn right I will.
Brandee: Boobies
 
Travis: As long as promote means masturbate.
Lee: When he turns 50 enroll him in aarp that will scratch his itch
Daffy: Got none...I'll provide the ass shots
Travis: That ain't gonna fly with a Mormon in here.
Carol: TravyG and da Peeps

Brandee: She is not Mormon
Travis: Oh!
Travis: I thought someone said she was!
Lee: Mormon homeschooling cloth diaper wearing person
Daffy: Ha!
Brandee: Lee did, she ain't
Daffy: Zxjhdhjsawqer:akiuyegfa
Travis: Well, I've got her downloading the stuff to get in here.
Brandee: Daff you puking?
Lee: I am laughing
Daffy: Nope :D
Brandee: Doh!
Travis: Daffy, talk right or so help me next time you'll wait in the car!
Carol: Just have scroll back a bit for a trial run
Lee: Mormon
Travis: Ha!
Daffy: *giggling*
Brandee: WTF?
Daffy: Vaginal atrophy
Brandee: Lee is obsessed
Lee: She does wear cloth diapers
Daffy: Kooties
Carol: Trav you will need to dump the history or she will see this!!
Brandee: Possibly Possessed
Daffy: On her head
Travis: Listen, if we get to use Mormon, I'm using Jew. That's real.
Daffy: Shhh...Moses is speaking
Brandee: =))
Carol: Lmao!!!
Lee: Brandee I am laughing so hard I am crying
Travis: Who you callin Moses?
Daffy: Wipe the tears w/ a cloth diaper
Lee: Jew works for me cuz I am one YO
Daffy: Hoe
Brandee: This made my day
Daffy: Hum and a bottle of rum
Daffy: A pirates life for me
Brandee: Fuck I can't even see to type
Carol: Rum. I'm game
Lee: I have to use my depends not cloth
Travis: I'm so gonna get drunk this weekend and be on here.
Daffy: *snorting*
Daffy: I knew liquer would bring Carol back
Travis: Fuck pirates anyway. I'm a ninja.
Brandee: VODKA
Daffy: Liquor

Lee: Wiping my eyes
Travis: Lee is a ninja Jew.
Lee: This conVo needs to be a post
Daffy: Damn straight!
Daffy: Shotgun!
Brandee: Pirates and Ninja's
Lee: A bitchy snarky ninja jew
Travis: Dude. Ppl won't laugh. I tried that one time.
Travis: I posted a FB convo. Crickets.
Brandee: I am a Jack Mormon.  Take that shit!
Lee: We will fuck the rest
Travis: I'm a ninja Southern Baptist.
Daffy: Wait!
Brandee: >=)
Daffy: Sex? Someone mention sex?
Lee: What's a jack Mormon? You are Mormon but drink jack?
Travis: I'm possibly the hardest to offend Baptist in the world.
Daffy: Captain Jack Sparrow!
Travis: Who’s having sex?
Daffy: I'm back in the convo now
Lee: Can't offend me either
Daffy: Ditto...I married the mob. Gotta have tick skin
Daffy: Thick
Brandee: I drink, smoke, had premarital sex.  You know, kinda like a Catholic, without Mass and pedophiles
Daffy: Wood chipper can be sharp
Daffy: Bwaahaaa B!
Carol: HahahahahAaaaa
Lee: Home schooling breast feeding earth friendly shane lover person.
Daffy: Who doesn't shave their pits?
Daffy: Hoosier...isn't that Oklahoma or something?
Brandee: Someone needs an exorcism
Daffy: The Hoosier?
Travis: Dudes.
Carol: She will be shocked!!!
Travis: I found out how to save the conversation.
Daffy: She had one of those...Hence the happy pills
Carol: Yes
Lee: See, b, that's the kind of Mormon I like....oh and the ones with lots of wives. I dig those
Travis: This will be posted.
Carol: Biglove
Brandee: That's whack Lee
Daffy: Can u say whack to an Italian?
Brandee: She's a Jew.
Travis: Yeah, you just gotta make it sound Italian.
Daffy: Is that kosher
Daffy: I know...I just wondered
Lee: She doesn't live in Indiana? She isn't a Hoosier?
Travis: Daffy here is of the fratenzella.
Brandee: Bada boom
Daffy: Ah! Indiana? That's it
Brandee: Bada bing
Daffy: Bada bing
Daffy: B...wanna meet in the bathroom for a second?
Lee: B, she's Jewish???? For real?? No way!
Brandee: Scooped ya again
Brandee: I was talking about you Lee, keep up
Lee: She's Christian. Says so on her profile!
Travis: Your mom is Jewish.
Daffy: Damn I have to go to class
Lee: Ohhhh, yeah, I'm a Jew
Brandee: Meet you in the ladies room aftah class
Travis: Listen. Everyone loves Jesus.
Daffy: I a cannibal
Daffy: Whoot!
Lee: Both my parents are Jewish and all my husbands too
Carol: I need a smoke
Daffy: Cannon ball I mean
Daffy: You know...I roll and stuff
Carol: And its only wed
Travis: Smoking is bad!
Lee: Me too carol
Carol: Shut up
Daffy: What r ya? A puritan?
Daffy: Lol
Brandee: I gotta go get outta my pjs.  Gotta do some errands
Carol: I know its bad but I crave
Lee: B, hope I haven't pissed u off. I am just kidding around.
Travis: You watch who you're tellin to shut up! I wield the might admin hammer!
Daffy: Love makes the world go round!
Carol: B
Daffy: See I'm even stuttering
Carol: Pj are good to shop in
Lee: I really don't like the dudes with lots of wives
Travis: \=D/
Travis: That's me dancing with my power.
Carol: Luv travyg
Brandee: Lee you aren't serious are you?  I am not offended
Carol: <3
Daffy: What the world needs now...is looooove
Daffy: Sweet love
Carol: All u need is love
Lee: Okay so I am intrigued by them and their staying power
Travis: If anyone in here ever gets offended, you move that shit to a private chat. Thems the rules.
Daffy: Carol...I totally think we're being ignored
Carol: Yep
Travis: Naw...
Lee: I'm singing the dang song daffy
Carol: Smoke break?
Travis: I love Daff and Carol!
Brandee: Me 2 damnit
Carol: We your peeps:*
Daffy: <3
Lee: Hey! I'm new here but I'm old everywhere else!
Daffy: I'm the middle child...
Lee: Me too
Daffy: Sometimes I have attention issues
Carol: Me too
Travis: I'm the oldest!
Carol: Ditto
Lee: Me too
Travis: The sexiest...
Travis: The most loquacious...
Daffy: We're all middle children except the one with a penis?
Lee: Daff and I have the same birthday
Daffy: Whoa
Carol: Oh so are t ;)
Brandee: I am the oldest too
Brandee: I am THE epitome of Attention Whore
Daffy: ({})
Travis: I have a penis! *waves it proudly*
Daffy: I concede
Lee: I gotta do some more emails don't talk about me when I'm gone!

Brandee: Ok, no need to dick smack up in the bish
Daffy: Blondes have more fun
Daffy: Or so I hear.