Anytext, here you go. I've also included a little something for Ed, may his tiny vas deferens rest in peace.
This next one goes out to Ginger Mandy, who is trying to start a LOLFetus craze.
This next picture is quite edgy, but I promised it to some of my "chatty" readers. Also, before you white people get too worked up about me being a "racist," I'd like to say that I sent this to a black person last night, and she said, and I quote, "I laughed. Then I felt kind of bad for laughing."