You might have noticed some changes around here.
Well, I like them.
You may tell me what you think.
However, iffen it's negative, you can take your suggestion, wad it up into a tight little ball, and...
So yeah, it's my winter theme. I'll probably change that shiz in the spring.
Also, some of you may remember a while back, me posting a tweet and a FB status update about me beating the gas pump at Wal-Mart by letting it wonder whether or not I wanted a receipt. Well, tonight it got it's revenge.
As I was walking by the pump to go pay for my gas, I heard Edwards voice from Twilight.
I don't mind tellin ya, I almost stopped dropped and rolled. It sounded like he was right behind me, and he was speaking in that sad, emo monotone he always uses. Sure that I was about to become his first human meal in ages, I kind of panicked a bit, maybe even ducked, before I realized that his voice was coming from the same exact TV that keeps offering me 7 cents a gallon off of gas if I just add $897 worth of fuel saving additive.
My war with this machine continues. I will win.
I'll be back with a tear jerking post tomorrow. Shit will make you laugh and cry at the same time. Kind of like you did anytime President Bush talked. You'll love it. I won't even have to type much. It'll just be a picture, and that will be all it takes. And no, it won't be me naked.
Also, there has been some talk about me doing a rap vlog. I am thinking about this. Let me know if you would like to see it!
Saturday, December 5, 2009
I'm a husband, father, son, brother, and friend. I teach English and Literature to the youth of today. I love Jesus and my mother, and I'll gladly introduce you to both. I love photography and writing. Duke basketball keeps me occupied for half the year, and hating Chapel Hill keeps me busy the other half. As you can tell from the title of my blog, I like stories. I'm a big guy with a big voice, trying desperately to be heard by someone before The Lord takes me home. Let's be best friends.