Well, I asked my readers to come support me, and I currently have a call in to Vicky's Secret to market your support as the best damn bra ever.
You remember that contest I asked you to go vote for me on?
I won. That's right. I won.
It wasn't a clean victory. I wanted to keep it honest, then it got hairy, and I had to call y'all in.
That's like twice in a week.
And twice in a week, y'all have kept it real.
I was wicked excited about that, until I remembered the deal I made with y'all.
Anyway, I guess I owe you.
Here's how that's gonna work.
Starting today, and lasting until, say, next Wednesday, I'm gonna take suggestions for what you guys think I should do in my video. When I've collected the suggestions, you're gonna vote for the best ones. The winner of that? That's what I do.
I'd ask you to play nice, but I know that's not going to happen.
On a positive note, with the 50 extra dollars, I'm going to be able to film myself with a BRAND NEW VIDEO CAMERA! FTW!
Let me have it, folks.
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Y'all Roll Hard. That's Real.
I'm a husband, father, son, brother, and friend. I teach English and Literature to the youth of today. I love Jesus and my mother, and I'll gladly introduce you to both. I love photography and writing. Duke basketball keeps me occupied for half the year, and hating Chapel Hill keeps me busy the other half. As you can tell from the title of my blog, I like stories. I'm a big guy with a big voice, trying desperately to be heard by someone before The Lord takes me home. Let's be best friends.