Yesterday's post was kind of crazy, eh?
I think I was still a little boozed up.
Anyway, yesterday was day one of The Diet.
I had 655 calories. I didn't exercise because I was hung over and drunk.
To be honest, it wasn't near as bad as I thought it would be. I wasn't hungry much, and I didn't have any kind of pain or headaches. I really think that will come later though.
I've done some research and I found out that if you eat 500 or less calories a day, you'll lose 21 pounds a week. That's kind of encouraging for me.
Thank y'all for all the support and encouragment and mothering that you've done. I just want to tell you that I am being VERY careful, and I swear, if I feel light headed or faint of just generally hungry, I'll high tail it a Chinese buffet.
I hope your new year started out better than mine, which started at work, and listening to my co-worker saying at least 10 times, "I could have made Paranormal Activity on my laptop."
Can one of y'all just send me about $600 a month so I don't have to work 2 jobs? That'd be cool.
Thanks. See you back tomorrow for day 2!
Saturday, January 2, 2010
I'm a husband, father, son, brother, and friend. I teach English and Literature to the youth of today. I love Jesus and my mother, and I'll gladly introduce you to both. I love photography and writing. Duke basketball keeps me occupied for half the year, and hating Chapel Hill keeps me busy the other half. As you can tell from the title of my blog, I like stories. I'm a big guy with a big voice, trying desperately to be heard by someone before The Lord takes me home. Let's be best friends.