Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Pictures For You. No Nudity. Maybe A Little. Naw. I Promise. Maybe.

WARNING: Lazy post ahead. Proceed at your own boredom. 

When I get out of the shower every morning, I laugh. And not because I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. It's because I see this:





Right?

Here is a picture that I took on Christmas Day, right before my family went sledding.

I am Ninja Travis. And you should fear me. Oh. And the Blue Devils.





And finally, well, I really don't think this needs words.



Last, but certainly not least, my sneaky way to link up with the other Post It's this week, hosted by Supah Mommy, who will probably bitch at me for doing this, if she can find which post it I'm under.





Love you guys.

Please love me back?

40 comments:

  1. lmao I need more coffee - "whew" I meant who...bwahaha!

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  2. Hey whew knew that camoflauge had a slimming effect? Hmmm I'll have to try that!

    Oh and you are the second person that has commented on Megan Fox's thumbs being photo shopped!

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  3. you seriously doubt my sleuth abilities... travy .. when do you freakin learn dude?? when?

    mwah.
    enjoy the back door for like 3 seconds later.

    im on your ass like a bad but boil...

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  4. Why so well moisturized? Piss off the Missus?

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  5. Stoppin' by from Supah's to say howdy!

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  6. First of all, I have nothing against people who like to use the backdoor, but Trav...WOW. I'm shocked. Baffled. Surprised. I never would have pinned you as a "backdoor whore"...

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  7. Hey, lazy Ass...got an award for you

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  8. Pretty sleazy... I always knew you were a back door kinda guy. snort

    Didn't you know Supah doesn't "do" back door and she doesn't put up with blog traffic whores...

    *watching a burning bridge in blogland*

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  9. Okay, I'll love you back. But only because the words "jumbo size balls" always, ALWAYS makes me laugh!

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  10. Lotion you use to ... moisturize?

    TMI, Dude. T. M. I.

    I don't get the thing with the photoshopped thumbs. Seriously? You ain't lookin' at her thumbs while you're ... moisturizing.

    *shudder*

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  11. Mmmm. Megan Fox.

    Travis, question...

    Know any good monitor cleaning products? I'm in need of one now.

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  12. lol!

    You slim on that costume. mmmmmm....I gotta try that myself.

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  13. I find Megan Fox hot for more than her thumbs.

    Cause I'm a sensative and deep individual.

    I totally lost you in that camo.

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  14. In my fine neck of the woods, a guy came into the local Safeway dressed in one of dem der ghille suits. Made my baby cry.

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  15. Is there a picture of you on this post? Because I totally can't even see you.

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  16. Um, who is that liar in the background of the camo shot?

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  17. Huh-huh-huh. Jumbo Balls. Awesome.

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  18. megan fox... nomnomNOM.

    jumbo balls. heh.

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  19. Megan Fox should never speak. Just sit there and look pretty. BUT, no talky talky.

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  20. Hey Travis,
    lmao again. Have a great day my friend.
    Steve

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  21. You and your potty humor. But I still laugh! I enjoyed your post it, too!

    Have a great day!

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  22. Jealous of the cotton, Travis?

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  23. You are so bad! That's why I come back to read!

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  24. Too bad you didn't do real post its. You might have gotten some real traffic. Like enough to need a couple cops with their safety vests and flashlights. Go see what Supah did with your link!!!

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  25. sneaky? I dont think that is sneaky? Putting MEEKO behind doors, that is sneaky. You are great to read everyday!

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  26. one post it totally counts!

    I totally can't see you in that picture.

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  27. I didn't see you at first either. You might be a real ninja!

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  28. You crack me up. I have been reading through various posts for the last hour. Your blog has been a great waste of my time! Thanks, your new follower!! :)

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  29. That potted tree totally has decorations on it. By that alone, I'm able to figure your exact Oklahoma location. ;)

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  30. Mmmm Megan Fox. As long as she's not talking, she's smokin' hot. Yum.

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  31. Travis, honest to god I would not make this up, but I took a picture with my camera phone of the EXACT SAME cotton balls box, where it says "Jumbo Sized Balls". I thought I was probably the only immature person who would chuckle about that. Yay for finding someone else! :-)

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  32. oh! You ARE sneaky! But apparently not sneaky enough.

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  33. I know I'm really late to the party....

    I'm still confused about the photoshopped thumbs...

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  34. I am so confused. What is the scoop on the liar? and the thumbs?

    and WTF w/ the one sticky note? Will have to go see what Supah did w/ that....

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  35. I wonder, did Supah accept one Post It? You remind me of Jonathan, always thinking and trying.

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  36. Way to bypass the rules! Gotta love a rebel.

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  37. My husband watched Jennifer's body. Guess it must just be a MAN thing!

    Mich

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