Tuesday, February 9, 2010

I'm On A Plane!

Yep. Right now, at this very moment, 9:45 AM.

I've only flown once before, and that was when I was wicked young. The Missus hasn't flown at all.

I've already asked her if we're going to join the Mile High Club, and this was the response.

"Travis, we can't both fit in one of those bathrooms..."

Damn.

Can't say I didn't try.


I just made you laugh while I'm on an airplane. 

Zing.

"Start spreadin the news.
I'm leavin today.
I want to be part of it...
New York, New York." -Ol' Blue Eyes

36 comments:

  1. OMG Travis!!! I am SOOOOO excited for you both!!! YAY!!!

    And yes, you did make me laugh =)

    Well, your Missus made me laugh, hehe

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  2. yeah, air trip! and yes I chuckled while you were on a plane.

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  3. I hope you got GPS in your luggage, bitch, cause I put a hex on that shit.

    Mwahahahahahaha

    Seriously, have a fun and safe trip.

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  4. roflmbo ummm I am with the missus I do well to get my BOOBS in one of those airplane potties

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  5. YOU didn't make me laugh... your WIFE did.

    i can't wait to see you guys on tv.

    keep in mind - THE SOUP.

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  6. Those things are tiny! No judgeing here :) Enjoy the trip!

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  7. Have a blast Travy!
    Can't wait to see the follow-up posts to this trip!

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  8. Ahhh, but let her know you don't have to be in the bathroom to join the mile high club.

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  9. Safe travels! I think that mile high is a myth....seriously how can anyone fit in there and do that!!

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  10. I was actually thinking about you and the wife today while shoveling the driveway, wondering if you'd have any delays with all the snow storms going on. Glad you didn't. :) Thank your wife for the laughs today! Have fun!

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  11. You'd be surprised with those airplane bathrooms. Just be careful because they're not that soundproof.

    Ahem.

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  12. Have a great time! Take lots of pics and report back. I'm supposed to go in April.

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  13. Just grab a couple of those in-flight blankets, cover up like you're cold, and let her give you a hj. That counts, right?

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  14. Have a wonderful time. Pinch Tyra's ass for me.

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  15. I've read Tyra's new episodes up through the 23rd of this month and I am curious which one you are going to be in "men who act like boys", "a guest who avoided jail because of a social networking Web site", "guests discuss whether women should marry for money," or "guests admit they stalk their exes online." I'm curious - can't wait to see it! Have a super time in NY - buy the Misses a nice purse - the best ones are sold from the back of a van

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  16. Wow - that is so cool. Have fun! Can't wait to hear the stories when you get back.

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  17. I feel some good blog fodder coming our way....

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  18. you'd finish at three feet? does that mean the missus only has to be three feet from you and POW? or does it mean that you won't 'get there' until your fishing rod expands three feet? Or is it your cast that flies three feet?

    See...that statement could go in SO many directions.

    Safe flying can't wait to hear alla bout it!

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  19. I love flying.. never done the deed.. probably never will now i'm old... my 8 year old is such a seasoned traveler she says flying is boring.. well not to me it's not!!!!!
    I like to fish too. :)

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  20. Oh you're supposed to be in the bathroom to join the mile high club? That explains a lot.

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  21. I love the comment about "The Soup"-that'd be so double awesome.

    Maybe you just need a couple of those nice airplane blankets to join the club. (for modesty's sake. and the other passengers.) That is, If the bathroom thing doesn't work out.

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  22. Yes you did make me laugh. But you don't need the bathroom to join the MHC. A blanket and spooning works great. Just don't scream, 'OH GOD'. Scraming that on a plane isn't very well received.

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  23. We can do internets on the plane now? Where the hell have I been?

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  24. I am so out of the loop. I thought you went to the Tyra show last week. I'm way behind and out of it, apparently.

    HAVE FUN!

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  25. Just think if you did get stuck in there- that could be a whole different show!

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  26. (((sigh)))

    There goes all that "we have a lot in common" shit Trav.

    I have flown before. Not quite as much as George Clooney in "Up in the Air" but I did once spend the night in the airport. In Nairobi. With 15 Indian guys who didn't speak English.

    Best. Work. Trip. EVER!

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  27. I'm with Cheesecake. Alicia made me laugh!

    Details as soon as legally possible!!!

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  28. I absolutely cannot wait to hear all about this trip/tv experience!! YAYY!

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  29. Even tiny lil ol' me can't fit in to the freaking bathroom. Sad.

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  30. On the flipside, I'm so small I could do it in one of the front seat pockets.

    MOVE OVER EMERGENCY EXIT INSTRUCTIONS!!

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  32. Just the thought of being in an airplane makes me shake nervously. I used to have to fly from Chicago to Houston all the time. That's why I moved back home. :) Have a safe trip!

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  33. Looking forward to hearing about the trip. It's so hard to believe it when I read about adults flying for the first time. But I guess that's because I grew up in a military family.

    Now that I'm "settled" I realize my two youngest children might grow up to be adults and have never flown either.

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  34. You SINGLEHANDEDLY could have been a member of the Mile High Club, wink, wink. That shouldn't have been anything new to you!

    Have fun in New Yawk!

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