Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Me. On Tyra Banks. You Know, The Show.

Well folks, it's going to be a busy week.

Why?

Some of you already know.

Some of you don't, so here it is.

The Missus and I...

ARE GOING TO BE ON THE TYRA BANKS SHOW!

And for sure, it's all thanks to Tamara over at Cheapskate Mom.

I won't be around too much this week, because I'll be packing and shit. Tomorrow is a guest post from Ed, and there will be guest posts for like the next 8 weeks on Wednesday.

I love you guys, and I love you even more TAMARA!!!

*This is not a joke. It is for realsies. Thanks to June over at 3! A Charm for sending me her Flip video camera  so that I can record my whole experience from packing to coming back, and everything in between!

41 comments:

  1. That is awesome Travis...give us the deets dude!

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  2. What are you going on the Tyra show for?

    Trav, are you gonna be America's next top model?

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  3. Just don't mention this size of her butt, Travis - then it will end up on the DailySoup w/ Joel. Oh wait, DO mention her butt then...lol.

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  4. @Sally: That.Is.Classic!

    Travis, look out. I hear she has a mean temper.

    Or was that Naomi Campbell.

    Hell, they all look alike.

    Oops.....I meant models.

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  5. I'm going to need to know more details on this?! puhleeze?

    ~hl~

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  6. I'm so excited for you Travie!!

    Some rules to consider before meeting Tyra:

    Do NOT ask her if her boobs are fake. She will throw down like a mo-fo if you cry saline!

    Resist the urge to measure her forehead.

    Shed a few tears about how hard it is to be fat. She may dig into her bucket of goodies and give you a free gym membership or something.

    Most importantly, HAVE FUN!! I can't wait to hear all about it!!!!

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  7. your goal HAS to be to do something obnoxious enough to wind up on the soup. especially if you can't wear a "hot like your mom" shirt. shame.

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  8. Joel McHale loves dogs. I am willing to bet if you bark at Tyra you are Soupworthy!!

    WOOF!

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  9. Ummmm sweeeet!! Look for my cousin. She works for her I think mainly with the audience. Blonde, really pretty, from texas...

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  10. OMG! How long will you be gone? I might go through withdrawals! LOL!

    That's really awesome, though! You are a celebrity! Hey, when you get Brad Pitt's number will you please share it??

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  11. SO, SO Awesome!! Cant wait to watch the show.

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  12. Do you mean 8 weeks of guest posts; or 8 Wednesday guest posts? Yes, it is important.

    Have a good time with Tyra. I'm sure you'll have a story or two to share.

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  13. Must.Have.Deets.NOW.
    Like, what is show topic? When will it air? When are you coming back? You can't just up and leave us and what about this new special MM coming up? WTF?!?!?!!?

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  14. Man oh man! I can't even tell you how excited we are for you. Wish I could in the audience. I'd totaly wear a sign about the Harem!

    Give 'em hell Harry! You'll be great!!!!

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  15. Absolutely MUST do something that will get you on The Soup. That would fucking rock.

    When does this shit air, Mr. Sloat? I want to record it and watch.

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  16. This is going to be great!!
    Don't forget to pack extra batteries!

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  17. Travis you're killin me! I need to know more details! what's this all about?

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  18. OH MY gosh!!! that's so awesome!! ON the show for what? ARe you going to tell us?

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  19. SO COOL! What are you going to be on the show for?

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  20. I agree, we need DETAILS MAN!!! Sure it will be awesome, but we need to prepare!
    America's Next Top Smartass?
    How to Alienate Your Hometown Special? (Thinkin from a while back)
    Litter on the Freeway - Trash or Treasure?
    WE NEED TO KNOW!!!!!

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  21. Yes we so need to know the details! That is so cool!

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  22. details, details!! can't wait to see the vlog when you return! have a good time.

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  23. HOly crap you lucky dog you... we need info please air dates the whole 9 yards..

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  24. When is the air date for the show? You'd better let us know so we can dvr it!

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  25. What the...? Why the...?

    Okay, I'm just going to accept that I can't understand why you'd want to be on the Tyra Banks show (which I thought was canceled anyway), but I have to ask you a HUGE favor.

    This is important.

    Please ask Tyra why, with all the fucking money she has, she hasn't gotten CALF IMPLANTS? That woman's thighs are about to eat her calves WHOLE. It scares me.

    Please and thank you.

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  26. I hope you end up on the soup. Joel McHale is a fucking big bowl of sexy.

    If you really want to end up on the soup, you should pull a Wendy Williams and grill yo'self a slim jim. Then offer it to Tyra.

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  27. *doing a little dance*

    TravyG is making it big time!!!!!

    On the Tyra Banks show! HOLY CRAPOLI MACAROLI!

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  28. You're going on the TBanks show instead of the Jerry Springer show? Jerry seems more of a fit. You can whip some cross-dressing bitch's ass and shit But on TBanks show you will be all WHITE and stuff.

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  29. OMG. You MUST do something extremely bizarre. That way you'll end up on both Tyra AND The Soup! :)

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  30. Damn it! Joshua beat me to the punch with the Soup comment! Ah well, great minds ... ;)

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  31. OMG, she is sooo nutty! Have fun!

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  32. Sooo you're going to be on tv, and so your blog will be famous so your commentors will be famous, so now I'm famous. And that's how this post is all about me. Thanks Travis!

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  33. I will be sitting by the TV waiting for your showbiz debut!! (not that it's any different from my typical day)

    First, Dooce goes on Oprah...now you on Tyra!

    Life just doesn't get any better than this.....

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  34. Have a great time! I can't wait to read all about it!

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  35. OK- So I read your post and thought that maybe you were on Tyra's show today (wed) live . . . that is until I watched the first five minutes and realized the topic of the show was Women with 2 Vaginas. No. I am not kidding. Then I thought that maybe you were called on as an expert or something?!? :)

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