Friday, February 5, 2010

Some Friday Motivation.

Yeah, I got this from Moooooog, but I refuse to call it a meme, because we're men and we don't do that shit.

Anyway, we make em over at BigHugeLabs.

Some of you remember that I posted a picture of this sign this past fall. I'm proud to say that this gentleman has a certain, "moxy."


Then this next one I made in honor of the last season of Lost. 

If you don't know what Lost is, you're probably on the show. That's real. 



God, I hate that show. 

And now, what you've all been waiting for, details (deets?) on the TYRA SHOW! Featuring your one favorite bloggy buddy, ME! Oh, and The Missus. 

We fly out to New York on Tuesday, and will be taping the show on Wednesday, and then flying back in on Wednesday night. The show is called "The Cheapest Mate In America." 

That's all I've got. Apparently, in the contract that we have to sign, it says that I can't blog about the show until it airs. So. Rules is rules, even if they infringe ever so slightly on my 1st Amendment rights, much the way I slightly infringe upon a Golden Corral when I visit. Yeah...

Once again I want to give a shout out to Tamara at Cheapskate Mom, who got this whole thing started, and also a shout out to June from 3! A Charm, who sent me a Flip video camera to document my journey! And June, I'm sorry, but I can't possibly find a miniature donkey, some grape jelly, a Slip & Slide, and a seven iron in just a week. And even if I could, I wouldn't want to film myself naked on all those things. Sorry about that. Maybe next time?

Folks, last but not least, I want to apologize again for not being around to visit all your blogs. I've been a bad Travis, and I know it. Once it gets less crazy, I'll be back in the middle of things faster than Robert Downey Jr. in a liquor cabinet. Swears. 

I love you all, and have a good weekend! 

23 comments:

  1. Thanks for the posters.

    I'm fully motivated to be as unproductive today as I can.

    Word

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  2. I suppose since you're going to be on Tyra an all, you're excused for not visiting. I love Tyra. Sometimes, when I'm all alone, I secretly do my imitation of the runway walk and pretend I'm a model. Yeah, I have it goin on like that. I can walk like you couldn't imagine!!

    Good Luck Travis!!

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  3. lmbo cheapest mate in america.. I think my hubby would have ya on that one.. cause he is never here to spend anymoney lol

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  4. Have a great weekend and an even greater trip! :)

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  5. have a good trip, NEW YORK FUCKIN CITY WHOOO! <--- (shift key buds 4L)

    if you don't wind up on the soup you're dead to me...

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  6. You're the closest to fame I've got. Have a great time.

    I love Lost.

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  7. Have a great weekend T! Can't wait to see your Tyra show.

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  8. Have fun Bro!

    Sorry I'm not joining ya!

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  9. I enjoyed Lost until the four month break in the middle of season three. Lost (pun intended) interest after that, especially when they said they knew where they were going but were marking time until they had an end date in time. Now that they do and it's ending, I'll probably snag the DVDs and start it up again.

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  10. Ahhhhh, come on TravyG... you are letting me down here.

    So, were you going to lube up the seven iron with grape jelly, ram it up the miniature donkey's butt and sling it down the slip & slide as if you were bowling?

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  11. I don't think we get Tyra in Australia, so I'm gonna needs lots of details when they ungag you!

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  12. OMG! This post just left me with more questions. Tell us, are you the "cheapest mate in America?" I hate Tyra and rather have my finger nails plucked off one by one with a pair of pliers than watch her show. HOWEVER, anything for you!

    Oh, and be sure to buy the wife a genuine Coach purse for $15 from the dude in the trench coat standing on the corner in Times Square! She'll love it.

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  13. I am so stoked you are going to be on the Tyra show! That is going to be awesome! Make us proud dude!

    I was already lacking in the motivation department. This just makes it worse!

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  14. I'm about 6 months behind the US on shows so it'll be at least a year before I see you on Tyra I would imagine. Unless I find another way. But good luck! Make us laugh :)

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  15. Cheapest mate in America, huh? I am assuming that it is you . . . not the wifey. Can't wait for Tyra!!

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  16. Hmmm, now I have to wonder which one of you is the cheap one....

    Got you something over on my blog when you have time to check it out No hurry.

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  17. Yeah finally details! Have a great time in New York and while you're there stop being the "Cheapest Mate in America" and splurge on a nice date with your wife!
    Can't wait to see it!!!

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  18. I was wondering where those posters were made. Thanks for the laugh!

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  19. You hate Lost too?!? We were just meant to be friends.

    Thanks for the demotivators! I'm totally amped to sit on my ass! WHOOO!!!!

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  20. The Cheapest Mate in America?? I could probably go on that show...have fun with that one!

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  21. I can't wait to see you on Tyra. Please make sure we know the air date so I can DVR it.

    If you read my blog today you'll see why I've been MIA too. The epiphany came to me as I was responding to someone's email that she hadn't see in me awhile. Thanks for the info on the Blackberry. My son says I should do an iPhone. Thoughts?

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  22. You've been a bad, bad boy, and I'd spank you and all that shit, but you'd enjoy it too much, and really, what kind of punishment is that? And now that you're a celebrity and all that shit, too, you probably won't want to associate with us measly little bloggers. Sob!

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