Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Caption It.

I saw this the other night on the The 45th Annual American Academy Panel Idol Country Sad Story About Fallin In Love Or Burnin Down Georgia Awards.

Best caption wins a gift up to 10 dollars in value. Anything on the internet, if it's 10 dollars, I'll ship it to you.


I mean, c'mon. The jokes really write themselves here.

Go.

22 comments:

  1. Country star Taylor Swift shows off her oral skills at the 45th annual music awards.

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  2. ...and that was the closest Travis ever got to Taylor Swift.

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  3. If anyone is at all surprised by this, you apparently live in the North.

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  4. Apparently, Jim Bob thought that the sign for "CMA" meant "Come Make an Ass" out of yourself.

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  5. Overall, it was a pretty good concert.

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  6. I thought the tie really added that touch of "class" to my emsemble.

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  7. I spiffed up with my best shirt and tie and she didn't even give me the time of day...

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  8. though I have to say, Moog's first comment pretty much takes the cake! Heehee

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  9. Jim Bob and Billie Ray felt pretty clever after entering Jim Bob into the County Fair "Best Pig" contest, then winning a trip to the Grammys!

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  10. Shhhh.... your secret it safe with me, Jim Bob.

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  11. ""Don't blein-me it oun Tay-xas! Blein-me it on me-ay!"

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  12. Taylor Swift, sweetheart to the confederacy, performs live at a K.K.K. Rally and Monster Truck Show in Forsythe County, Georgia!

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  13. Geesh...the dumbass next to me didn't even bother to wear a tie. Some people just have no class

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  14. Hee-haw! Bubba got tickets to the ACM Awards! He cleans up right nice!

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  15. Bubba's wearing his Christmas outfit. He was so poor, his momma said he'd only get a toy and something to wear for Christmas. So he got a pair of overall with a hole in the pocket.

    Ba-dum-pump!

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  16. "OMG, Travis! Don't you ever take a bath?"

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  17. Wow, I am like absent for a few months and you start giveaways? Damn, Travie! I'm so proud of you *sniff*

    I'll have to get back to you on the caption...

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  18. Such was the scene only moments before Bubba popped a button and kilt that poor singer gal...

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  19. Dearn it all, I thought when you said sizzler, you meant the buffet!

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  20. i knew someone would use my bubba line before me. :((
    funny stuff

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