Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Guest Post #8: Daffy From Batcrap Crazy!

One of the bloggers that I earned my stripes with is

Daffy over at Batcrap Crazy. 

See how big those words are? That means click them, go check her out, and follow her, because I said so and because she's awesome. She talks about conversations she has in her hood, likes to give things random numbers, and is generally the kind of funny that is missing from a lot of blogs, as demonstrated in this guest post.


If you’ve been around my blog (Batcrap Crazy) for any length of time or seen my contributing posts to Lose It Bitches blog, you’ll know that I have an affinity for Zumba. In all honesty I am thoroughly addicted to it.
What is Zumba you ask? Latin music based dance workout….think Shakira and a shitton of shakin what the good Lord gave ya….my hips don’t lie.

Because of all of the butt bobbling, quite often you’ll notice 98% of the class participants sneaking search and rescue missions for wayward underroos.  It only takes a few sessions for people to realize everyone who wears underwear to class is doing the jitter-dig. Shyness falls to the wayside and it’s a dig-for-all modesty be damned mentality.

In a recent class I errantly donned a pair of underoos and tossed in a panty liner (sorry Travis…most of your followers are female and have children…they’ll understand). Evidently said pantyliner was not properly installed, for part way into the class ass shaking it shifted.  Now partly stuck to my crack and partly stuck to the fabric of my underroos, my fear that it was permanently glued to my cheek was confirmed. No amount of shaking, garment tugging or plucking was going to dislodge it. Short of leaving the classes altogether for the safety of a bathroom stall I was destined to endure the stuckage.

The upside? I was wedgie free seeing as how the fabric was permanently stuck in place. The downside? It was 15 minutes into an hour long class, I was standing right in front of a huge clock that took great pleasure in mocking me with each tick and every once in awhile there was hair pullage.

Was that TMI?

27 comments:

  1. LMAO. On the flip side, sympathy felt here.

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  2. Awww...thanks for the kind words Brother! You didn't even say anything about how ugly I am or how I don't read so good....

    And heres my random number for you
    ..!..

    MUAW

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  3. I love this visual. Thanks for the laugh.

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  4. I used to do Zumba, however, i had to stop when I realized that the workout made me so freaking hungry, that when i got done, i wanted to devour every single item of food in my cupboards and refrigerator...including some cupboards and refrigerators at the neighbors too!

    I shook my booty....and then my booty shook me right into the kitchen and said FEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOWWWW!

    did you experience any ass conversations such as these?

    ~hl~

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  5. OMG!!! I hate when that happens!!

    lol

    I've always wondered about Zumba, not that I know of any classes nearby, I'm too lazy to look I guess, but I like to shake my money maker!!!

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  6. Must have been some strong glue to hold those cheeks together.

    Definitely a sticky situation.

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  7. Couldn't resist a title like "Butt Glue".

    I don't do Zumba, but I totally get ya on the sticky liner. And the hair pull.

    Yow.

    ***Ally

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  8. and men think they are the only ones that can get things pinched and tugged and oooowwwwww...."down there"

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  9. HAAAAA!!! I didn't even know something like this was possible.

    I, too, love Zumba!! And Daffy. Great blog post!

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  10. HAAAA!!!!! If this wasn't the funniest post I don't know what is!!! You cracked me up!!!!

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  11. LMAO!!! tooo funny!!!
    I wonder if we have some Zumba classes here.. have to check that out

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  12. I was laughing at you until you said "hair pullage"...then I stopped laughing.

    That shit's not funny.

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  13. Hair pullage....bwahahaha! Okay, the past two days you have put me on the floor laughing my butt off. Thank goodness, at least that's one area I won't have to clean.

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  14. OH MY GA!

    I don't think this has ever happened to me in an excercise class. I think the worst I have ever gotten is the front wedgie.

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  15. No wedgies for me! Thank God!

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  16. Hahahahaha Now I am dying to find a Zumba class here!

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  17. I know what to get Daff for Christmas now. Some Nair. Or a gift certificate for a brazilian wax. Or shit just some fucking razors and shaving cream!

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  18. Man...if I had a nickel for every time a pad shifted while I was in Zumba class...


    Perhaps I've said too much.

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  19. I feel your hair pullage pain. Sadly, I do. But I'm scared to go commando at Zumba. Isn't there chafing?

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  20. Oh man, I'm dying here. The whole time I was like "please let her address hair sticking! please let her address hair ripping!" And you did. You're the best. I've sooooo been there, but it was during a training for police officers, and I was an actor during a role play. At least it added to my "crazy person" act.

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  21. Ouch! But funny. Sorry. ;P I hate those damn things, btw.

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  22. lmao! Hair pullage is the worst! I have been wondering about Zumba...I have a Y membership so it is free, really. Hmmmm. Can someone with no dancing skillz (think white girl with two left trying out the humpty dance) do zumba? I want my ass to look good, but I don't wanna make an ass outta myself!

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  23. Oooh! That hair pullage hurts! But you weren't digging down there either in search of your panties.

    You've just convinced me NOT to join a Zumba class. Thanks for that! :)

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  24. I didn't read through all the comments (it's been a long week) so I don't know if anyone else gave you this advice - stop wearing knickers.

    Going commando at the gym is all the rage.

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  25. Hair pullage!! LOL Ouchie!!

    I still want to try Zumba!

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