Friday, July 16, 2010

A Conversation. (Repost)

I don't normally repost stuff. However, I was looking through my archives and this little conversation made me start laughing all over again. Here it is in all its glory, and its just a sample of the many weird conversations Kid Funk and I have had over the years.


Kid Funk: If Morgan Freeman and Sam L Jackson were preachers, Freeman preaching on Heaven and salvation and Jackson preaching on damnation, wouldn't a soul go to Hell. Heaven would be crowded.
Me: I'm very much inclined to believe that.
KF: For sure Freeman would make you believe and Jackson could scare the devil right out of you. Matter of fact, I might write a letter to someone, see if we can't match them up in a feel good exorcism movie.
Me. Duuuuuuuude, and if we could just get Billy Graham in the movie and just have him nod and point a few times. That's icing on the cake. I'd make a chocolate cake and vanilla icing reference, but geez.
KF: People would come out of the theater saved and washed with the blood of the Lamb, be in church the next Sunday, singin Go, Tell It On The Mountain.
Me: The world would be turned into one great big Pentecostal church service. People would still be yellin at each other, but it'd be spirit filled yellin.
KF: "Imma go get saved again!"
Me: Wait. What about the Jews? They wouldn't even go see it. Heck, they were at the cross, and they STILL don't really believe.
KF: Yeah... Somethin about God's people... I don't know.
Me: Maybe if Seth Rogen got saved...
KF: Ha.
KF: If anyone could convert a Jew, it'd be Freeman and Jackson.
Me: I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHER LOVIN UNSAVED PEOPLE ON THIS MOTHER LOVIN PLANET!
Me: He'd have to say lovin, see. Because of the whole not being able to curse. Really, I'd consider him a black Paul. Paul had trouble with cursing.
KF: It's the message that counts.
Me: That's right. Paul wrote half the friggin New Testament. I'm sure he let a "damn" or somethin slip when he made a typo. I mean, it's the Bible. You can't have typos.

3 comments:

  1. I had never thought about that but both of you make a great point.. BUT did ya know that Morgan Freeman is on the Jim Caveziel project called The word.. and he is reading the bible Morgan is da man lol

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  2. Dying laughing! For sure if Seth Rogan got saved, it would make for a lot of converts. Good times right there. Good times.

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  3. I'm not sure, but I think you're going to hell in a hand basket for this one...

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