Starting Monday, I'll be a college student. Again. For the third time. My academic record so far? A beautiful and stunning 21 credit hours of zeros. Oh-fers. Goose eggs. I kind of sucked a college in the past, if by "kind of" you are comparing how Lindsay Lohan "kind of" sucks at rehab.
|My transcript actually has a picture of Lindsay Lohan on it.|
So why am I going back to college if I'm so stupid bad at it?
Well, I honestly believe that in the 6 years since I've been, I've grown up a lot. I've realized a few things, and I understand the importance of having a degree. Especially if you want to be a writer/journalist, which is the career goal I've chosen. Say what you will, but there isn't a single company or person out there today willing to give you a chance to write more than the classified ads if you don't have a piece of paper in your hand saying that a degree granting institution considers you to be "alright." It's bull, but don't try to tell that to people who have that piece of paper. They'll cuss at you.
My goal is to go straight through, no breaks, no summer vacations, nothing at all until I'm done. Whether or not that happens remains to be seen, but I'm going to try. I want to get this done. I want to start a career. I'd settle for becoming famous, but published would be great. I don't need millions of dollars to be happy, but when my kid comes up to me and says, "Dad, I'd like *insert name of ridiculously expensive and stupid toy*, I want to be able to buy that for them. I want to be able to send my kid(s) to basketball camps so they can be really talented and get drafted into the NBA and let me retire at 45. I want them to have things I didn't.
Speaking of kids, I got word this week that we are "unofficially" approved for the adoption. We should get the final approval next week some time. That both excites me and scares me to death, because the other day I was thinking about it, and I realized that we're essentially going to have a little stranger move into our house and never leave. Kind of like all the movies with Sinbad, only this kid probably won't be as funny.
So there's that. After the approval, it could take anywhere from 3 months to infinity to get a kid, and that's the number coming from DHS. I think they actually used the infinity symbol, but kind of turned it at a bit of angle so it looked like an 8.
Starting on Monday, get ready to be greeted by a Facebook/Twitter feed of exhaustion, excitement, learning, and stuff about my farts, friends, penis cups, and Duke basketball.
You know, the usual.