|IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY, BOYS!|
Here's the thing. It's really not all about the money. But...
I've been doing this whole "blogging for free" thing for about 2 years now. And I got to thinking about it, and I thought, "You know, I could totally use a MacBook Air." So I created a little online savings account thing through Smarty Pig. Then I thought about it a little more, and I thought, "You know, some of these followers of mine might want to donate some money for all the laughs and stuff I've provided for them over the years."
I immediately answered myself with, "No, don't do that. You hate people who do that."
Then I realized that if even one of you donates even just a dollar, I'm that much closer to my MacBook Air. If all 300 of you donate a dollar, well then, I'll come to your homes and hug you. That's real talk.*
Anyway, you have my word that this money will go towards a MacBook Air. I need it so I can be cooler than you. Also it will help me...do...more stuff? I don't know. I just want one. If I have to save the money on my own, it'll take years, y'all. Do you really want me to wait that long? Do you?
I even did most of you a favor. I turned OFF Facebook commenting. See? I care about you. I want your comments...and your cash.
Anyway, just go over to that pig there on the right and click "Feed Me." Then donate the appropriate amount, which I think currently is around 32 cents per laugh you've had here, American.
Also, this month, if you go over to Facebook and "like" my blog's page, I'm giving away a $25 gift card of your choice. If I make 100 likes, I'm giving away a $50 card. Again, your choice. You can use this link to get there.
Next week we're going to have a guest poster, it'll be Rita from Fighting off Frumpy.
You guys have a great weekend, and thanks in advance for all the money!
*As long as you live within 5 miles of my house. Also as long as you aren't naked. Wait. Unless you're an attractive female. THEN you can be naked. Some restrictions may apply.
Edit: If you donate anything at all, and you let me know you did, and I see that you did, I will blog about you. I will make up a story that will make you seem like a hero. Something you can show your kids. Something you can show your GRANDKIDS. That's right, I will make an epic poem about you. Homer style.