Friday, April 15, 2011

The Token "You Can Donate Now" Post.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY, BOYS!


Here's the thing. It's really not all about the money. But...

I've been doing this whole "blogging for free" thing for about 2 years now. And I got to thinking about it, and I thought, "You know, I could totally use a MacBook Air." So I created a little online savings account thing through Smarty Pig. Then I thought about it a little more, and I thought, "You know, some of these followers of mine might want to donate some money for all the laughs and stuff I've provided for them over the years."

I immediately answered myself with, "No, don't do that. You hate people who do that."

Then I realized that if even one of you donates even just a dollar, I'm that much closer to my MacBook Air. If all 300 of you donate a dollar, well then, I'll come to your homes and hug you. That's real talk.*

Anyway, you have my word that this money will go towards a MacBook Air. I need it so I can be cooler than you. Also it will help me...do...more stuff? I don't know. I just want one. If I have to save the money on my own, it'll take years, y'all. Do you really want me to wait that long? Do you?

I even did most of you a favor. I turned OFF Facebook commenting. See? I care about you. I want your comments...and your cash.

Anyway, just go over to that pig there on the right and click "Feed Me." Then donate the appropriate amount, which I think currently is around 32 cents per laugh you've had here, American.

Also, this month, if you go over to Facebook and "like" my blog's page, I'm giving away a $25 gift card of your choice. If I make 100 likes, I'm giving away a $50 card. Again, your choice. You can use this link to get there.

Next week we're going to have a guest poster, it'll be Rita from Fighting off Frumpy.

You guys have a great weekend, and thanks in advance for all the money!

*As long as you live within 5 miles of my house. Also as long as you aren't naked. Wait. Unless you're an attractive female. THEN you can be naked. Some restrictions may apply.


Edit: If you donate anything at all, and you let me know you did, and I see that you did, I will blog about you. I will make up a story that will make you seem like a hero. Something you can show your kids. Something you can show your GRANDKIDS. That's right, I will make an epic poem about you. Homer style.