Those two words have never been used to describe me, ever. In fact, I would go so far as to say that they have never been used to describe anyone who knows me, simply because I have that effect on people.
"Hey, is that Travis?"
"You know, I want to go buy a boat. You want to get a boat?"
"I have never wanted to get a boat so badly."
That's a perfectly normal conversation when I'm around.
I hate to "blame" things on my upbringing. I like to think my parents did a perfectly fine job of raising me and my brothers, and they did it cheap, too. My dad worked, my mom stayed at home, and we went without a lot of extras that others had. One of my favorite examples of this is the basketball shoes I had to get when I was younger.
Nikes, Adidas, Reeboks, Jordans, those were all out of the picture. We didn't go to places like that to get my basketball shoes. We went to Walmart. My selection consisted of Voits. Voit made the only basketball shoe for Walmart at that time. The design was simple, and it really only had one functional flaw.
The bottom of the shoe was made out of KY Jelly.
|They actually sell them with "warming" soles now I think.|
We didn't go without anything that we needed, and I'm truly not bitter about not having a lot of extra money, but I do think it contributed to some issues that I have currently. For instance, take a look at the budget I would have developed for today had I not given control of the checkbook over to The Missus.
|Don't judge me.|
What she didn't bother to tell me was who the author of the book and series was.
Let me tell you about the first time I was introduced to anything about Dave Ramsey. I was driving down the road listening to what I call "Preachin' Radio," and I tuned in about halfway through a broadcast. I still have no idea what show was playing, but all I heard was a man furiously berating a woman for wanting to file bankruptcy.
"WHY SHOULD YOU JUST BE ABLE TO NOT PAY EVERYONE? WHY? WHY? YOU THINK YOU SHOULD JUST BE ABLE TO GET STUFF AND NOT PAY FOR IT? HOW IS THAT RIGHT?"
I really wanted to add to that, but I didn't, because now I can say that everything I just said there, I actually heard.
Then the lady, scared to death, barely spoke into the phone, saying, "But I think it's the only way?"
What followed was another furious tirade of how wrong it was, and why should she get to do that, and she needed to get her budget right, etc.
Needless to say, he failed to make a good first impression on me.
Well, The Missus waited until about 5:29 on Sunday evening to let me know who was the creator of the course. By then, I was committed. So I went to the class, parked my rear end in a seat, and prepared to be pretty much angry the entire time.
I feel like I should mention here that the harshness of Ramsey's presentations were softened by the fact our pastor's wife is facilitating the class, and that helps out a lot.
I'm not going to lie, Dave made some pretty cogent points during the video. He also tried to be funny, and sometimes he actually pulled it off. At one point, he said the words, "If you don't agree with me on that, then you're wrong." I briefly considered punching the TV, but it looked as though someone had already done that, and also I didn't want to embarrass my wife.
Then came the words that got me more riled up than...well, Dave.
"If you're planning on making any big purchases, put them off until you've completed the class."
|Wait. Wait. What?|
You see, I'm a "in one ear and out the other" guy. Always have been, always will be. Think back to the last time we talked. That's right, you and me. What was our conversation about? Chances are, you might remember. I don't. I forgot the moment you walked away. Don't judge me. I have kids.
So now I have to spend the next week on total "convince The Missus to let me have money" mode. It's not a good mode for me to be in, mostly because it involves her essentially having a third kid, which means that she'll yell at me more.
All in all, if I give the man a fair shake, I'm sure he'll "turn my life around." I'll pay off all of my debt, start saving with reckless abandon, and soon be a millionaire so I can die in my fifties and let our children fritter away all my self-denial and hard work. But I still plan on hating Dave when I achieve my financial peace, because hey, no one said anything about being at peace with him.