Saturday, November 7, 2015

#Write30 Challenge (Day Sixteen): Bullet your entire day

I'm not going to lie, this has probably been my favorite one so far. There's not much in the way of introducing this, so here you go, my day.


  • Woke up at 6:45. Way too early. Time change has me twisted
  • Pooped
  • Fixed toilet for children. Told wife we needed new innards for toilet
  • Put a customized shotgun on three gun sale sites
  • Got ready for Keeli's soccer game. Still haven't had coffee
  • Got told my shotgun had a "redneck paint job"
  • Aven found fourteen eggs in the coop
  • Tried to get Siri to remind me to bullet every fifteen minutes, prompting my daughter to ask what bulleting meant
  • Watched Akeeli and Drake do the "Watch me whip, watch me waddle" dance
  • Took meds at 8 a.m., one bottle was empty, and I made a behind the back toss into the trash can with it while no one was watching, I've still got it
  • Got breakfast at McDonald's
  • Went to soccer game. Ugh 
  • During halftime of the game, came across this quote: "If actions speak louder than words, then writing speaks louder than both - for writing is the action by which words are manifested." - Jake Weidmann
  • Left soccer game. Only lost by one point. 
  • Went to the hardware store, got stuff for a new chicken feeder. Also got bones for the dogs 
  • Came home and Aven and I successfully built a new chicken feeder, first try, I'm still blown away. First thing Aven and I have done in a while that we haven't fought about. 
  • While I was building the coop, I had a hater on Instagram throw some shade and try to start some beef. I sat for a while deciding on how to verbally eviscerate her, then deleted and blocked her from all social networks (probably the thing I'm most proud of today)
  • Rested for a minute then showered 
  • Got out of the shower, dressed, then Drake decided to hit me with some sort of fabric whip thing, so I chased him down and hit him back. He learned a valuable lesson. 
  • Left the house to go to my brother's, had a fight with Alicia on the way about guns and money
  • Got to my brother's house early. 
  • Poured my grandfather and I a couple fingers of Jameson
  • Griped about eating for the next two hours
  • Texted Kinman for a while, and I was thankful for that
  • Family finally all arrived and I got to eat! 
  • Played catch up with a cousin I haven't seen in a couple of years
  • Watched OSU beat the brakes off TCU
  • Watched mom set up "Minute to win it" games on the deck
  • Watched a few family members play with a cutie on my lap
Miss Hensley Grace
  • Participated in the games, only won one, you stacked pencils on the back of your hand then caught them, proud to say I've still got it
  • Left too early, but had to get home and study my lesson for tomorrow
  • Got home
  • Studied for my lesson and watched a gun deal fall through, so I changed clothes
  • Found the ASL video for Adele's "Hello" which led me to watch that video no less than twenty times
  • Finally picked up my laptop and blogged
  • Told the kids goodnight whilst blogging, you're taking time from them now, feel good about yourself?