Showing posts with label Trash Music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trash Music. Show all posts

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Google is Sending People to My Blog!

So installed one of those tracking things on my blog. Yes, I am tracking you. If you are reading this post, you have been tracked. Sorry if that offends, but I had to know who was reading my blog and what was bringing them here. I just installed it yesterday, and I've already gotten some interesting feedback.

Apparently, when you search for the meaning of the word "impry", you get sent to my blog. I wanna give ol google a shout out for that. That's pretty cool, google. I appreciate the traffic! I guess I need to give a smaller shout out to the douche that sings the song. Also, I guess a lot of people want to know what that means. Let it never be said that I am not helpful. I can't give you a link for the word impry, because dictionary.com and urbandictionary both don't admit to it's existence. However, I will do my best to explain.

Impry: -verb 1. To get in between.

There ya go, all you google searchers who like shitty music. I hope this clears things up, and I also would like you to consider not filling your ear holes with this trash. May I suggest better sounds; i.e. dogs baying, nails on a chalkboard, horns honking, sirens wailing or even the music of a Mr. Marilyn Manson. All these things are better than what you're listening to now.

Oh yeah. The average length of time spent on my blog by one of these searchers? 0:00 seconds. Even more proof of their douchiness. Maybe now that I have a definition, they'll stick around.